At the center of it all are sisters Caroline and Dina whose "blood is thicker than water" motto resulted in their marriage to a pair of brothers. Caroline, her husband and Dina's husband run one of those fancy schmancy banquet halls where they employ two of Caroline's three grown kids. Not surprisingly, those babies call on mommy to tie their shoes and knot their ties, despite not being babies at all, while child number 3, on his way to law school, gets teased for "buying books to actually read." Of course, what's to be expected from a guy whose aspirations are to be the "face of strip clubs and car washes"?
Then there's good-girl Jacqueline, married to Dina and Caroline's brother, whose defining characteristics seem to be a somewhat clueless niceness and really, really big tits. Jacqueline finds herself stuck between sister-in-law Dina and friend Danielle, a recently divorced 40-something whose desperation extends beyond even the botched boob job and Michael Jackson-esque nose and the blind date with GucciModel, a man she met online who fucked her over the phone but refused to give his name (or show up to their date, it turns out). Have to hand it to her, though, she certainly puts it allllll out there.
Then there's stage mom Teresa, married to an "entrepreneur" whose "in construction," who shows up at a furniture show room where everything looks the same and nothing is under $1000, and manages to drop $120,000 - IN CASH. You've got to hand it to Bravo - they don't go half assed when it comes to ethnic typecasting.
Stay tuned, next week we've been promised kidnappings and a Colombian cartel...
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