I Said What??????

This weekend the Star Squad actually had work to do, and sure enough we just almost got around to it, until we discovered the website texts from last night. We loved it so much that we'll be featuring our very own damned and dirty messages right here. 

The player:

Neon Fantasies

Astro Glider

Meteor Showers

Solar Eclipse

And special guest

Bodie Smalls 

This week on "I Said What????????":

4:30am 

NF: i'm at this boy's house but he fell asleep and now i'm naked drinking pacifico and smoking his weed kind of bored want to meet up?

2:14pm

AG: jeff krulik is my friend

3:37pm 

NF: i've been sitting on the train for 30 mins. i even have a flirtation going. and some enemies.

2:02am

AG: Tits

NF: Pussy rubbed tits

AG: Tits with lacerations

NF: Tits with herpes

NF: AND gonorrhea

12:07am

AG: wow. is the baby in the toilet?

2:01am

SE: hey are you still watching the oxygen network?

NF: no i've moved on to BBC America and online shopping

SE: Oh order me a snuggie i'll pay you back tomorrow

NF: should i get you some male enhacement pills too? you know you can never be too prepared

SE: i only use the pump... get me a fire swing too, thank you so much this is really going to help me

9:43pm

NF: What are you doing tonight???

BS: At dinner with maggie and some friends. What are you up to?

NF: I'm at a bar in BedStuy where Astro Glider is bartending. I want to see you tonight. I look like a picnic!

NF: Ditch them

NF: Come to me

NF: I need you

NF: I'm having a seizure I need your help.

NF: What kind of friend are you??? I'm having a seizure and you're not even here

10:02pm

BS: Dude 90210 OUTRAGEOUS

6:31pm

NF: I was blackout by the time you left. Or so I assume because I don't remember when you left. 

1:41am

NF: oh my god tomorrow is 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might have to delay my trip to DC so we can celebrate.

1:07am

MS: You shouldn't have left everyone is taking pity on the girl with no friends (me) and getting me drunk

NF: Come here

MS: Haha alright but are there any hot guys?

NF: Lots. And I'm not just saying that because I want you here. Come. We'll tag team there are lots of options 

1:28am

MS: Wondering if we should just leave and not tell him

NF: Absolutely

MS: I would not trust him with my children